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MMA Betting Stats Summary

Overall Stats		Straight Fight Picks		Props		Parlays
Right	50 (56%)	Right	11 (35%)	Right	26 (74%)	Right	13 (57%)
Wrong	39 (44%)	Wrong	20 (65%)	Wrong	9 (26%)	Wrong	10 (43%)
Avg Odds	2.04	Avg Odds	2.45	Avg Odds	1.82	Avg Odds	1.94
Units Bet	240.1	Units Bet	79.0	Units Bet	95.1	Units Bet	66.0
Avg Bet	2.70	Avg Bet	2.55	Avg Bet	2.72	Avg Bet	2.87
Units Profit	19.47	Units Profit	-13.67	Units Profit	30.54	Units Profit	2.61
ROI %	8%	ROI %	-17%	ROI %	32%	ROI %	4%

I SUCK AT THIS: Event by Event Predictions

The straight picks, parlays and props sections display Winnings / Bets (ROI%)

Date	Event	Bet	Won	ROI	Straight Picks	Props	Parlays
5th Oct '24	UFC 307	14.6	-8.5	-58%	-3.5 / 7 (-50%)	1.0 / 1.6 (63%)	-6.0 / 6 (-100%)
1st Oct '24	Contender Series 2024: Week 8	3	3.1	103%		1.3 / 1.5 (83%)	1.9 / 1.5 (124%)
28th Sep '24	PFL Europe 3	7.5	0.7	9%		-0.6 / 6 (-10%)	1.3 / 1.5 (84%)
28th Sep '24	UFC Fight Night: Moicano vs. Saint-Denis	18	10.7	59%	3.6 / 3 (122%)	6.8 / 9 (75%)	0.3 / 6 (5%)
24th Sep '24	Contender Series 2024: Week 7	3	-3.0	-100%			-3.0 / 3 (-100%)
20th Sep '24	LFA 193	3	2.5	83%		2.5 / 3 (83%)
20th Sep '24	Invicta FC 57	3	2.8	93%			2.8 / 3 (93%)
20th Sep '24	PFL MENA 3: Playoffs	3	2.0	67%		2.0 / 3 (67%)
14th Sep '24	UFC 306	18	-1.2	-7%	-2.9 / 9 (-33%)	1.7 / 9 (19%)
14th Sep '24	Bellator Champions Series	9	-4.2	-47%		-4.2 / 9 (-47%)
13th Sep '24	LFA 192	3	1.8	61%		1.8 / 3 (61%)
10th Sep '24	Contender Series 2024: Week 5	3	2.3	77%		2.3 / 3 (77%)
7th Sep '24	Bellator Champions Series	3	-3.0	-100%		-3.0 / 3 (-100%)
7th Sep '24	UFC Fight Night: Burns vs. Brady	21	-0.5	-3%	-1.4 / 12 (-12%)	3.9 / 6 (64%)	-3.0 / 3 (-100%)
3rd Sep '24	Contender Series 2024: Week 4	3	2.0	67%		2.0 / 3 (67%)
30th Aug '24	LFA 191	3	1.8	61%		1.8 / 3 (61%)
27th Aug '24	Contender Series 2024: Week 3	6.5	-6.5	-100%	-3.0 / 3 (-100%)	-3.5 / 3.5 (-100%)
24th Aug '24	UFC Fight Night: Cannonier vs. Borralho	18	4.0	22%	-3.0 / 3 (-100%)	7.6 / 9 (84%)	-0.6 / 6 (-10%)
23rd Aug '24	LFA 190	1.5	1.2	80%		1.2 / 1.5 (80%)
23rd Aug '24	Road to UFC: Las Vegas	4.5	3.7	83%		3.7 / 4.5 (83%)
23rd Aug '24	PFL 9: 2024 Playoffs	7.5	7.2	97%		2.8 / 1.5 (185%)	4.5 / 6 (74%)
20th Aug '24	Contender Series 2024: Week 2	6	-6.0	-100%	-3.0 / 3 (-100%)		-3.0 / 3 (-100%)
17th Aug '24	UFC 305	9	13.6	152%	13.6 / 9 (152%)
16th Aug '24	PFL 8: 2024 Playoffs	9	1.2	14%		2.0 / 3 (66%)	-0.8 / 6 (-13%)
13th Aug '24	Contender Series 2024: Week 1	3	3.6	120%		3.6 / 3 (120%)
10th Aug '24	UFC Fight Night: Tybura vs. Spivac II	9	2.1	24%	-3.0 / 3 (-100%)		5.1 / 6 (86%)
3rd Aug '24	UFC Fight Night: Sandhagen vs. Nurmagomedov	21	-14.7	-70%	-12.0 / 12 (-100%)	-3.0 / 3 (-100%)	0.3 / 6 (5%)
2nd Aug '24	LFA 189	3	-3.0	-100%			-3.0 / 3 (-100%)
2nd Aug '24	PFL 7: 2024 Playoffs	3	2.6	85%			2.6 / 3 (85%)
27th Jul '24	UFC 304	18	4.1	23%	0.8 / 15 (6%)		3.3 / 3 (109%)

Winning Events: 20 (67%)
Losing Events: 10 (33%)

Average Staked Per Event: 7.90 units
Most Staked On One Event: 21.00 units
Best Event: 13.65 units
Worst Event: -14.70 units
Average Event: 0.75 units

Max Win Streak: Events: 4, Units: 20.62
Max Losing Streak: Events: 2, Units: -17.70

I SUCK AT THIS: Year on Year Profit

Year	Bet	Won	ROI	Straight Won / Bet (ROI%)	Prop Won / Bet (ROI%)	Parlay Won / Bet (ROI%)	Events Won / Lost (%)	Profit Per Event
2024	237.1	22.5	9%	-13.7 / 79 (-17%)		2.6 / 66 (4%)	20 / 10 (67%)	0.75

I SUCK AT THIS: Yearly Straight Pick Stats

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I SUCK AT THIS: Profit / Loss by Organization

Organization	Bet	Won	ROI	Straight Picks	Props	Parlays
UFC	146.6	9.6	7%	-7.7 / 73 (-11%)	17.9 / 37.6 (48%)	-0.6 / 36 (-2%)
Bellator	12	-7.2	-60%		-7.2 / 12 (-60%)
PFL	30	13.7	46%		6.2 / 13.5 (46%)	7.5 / 16.5 (46%)
Other	48.5	6.4	13%	-6.0 / 6 (-100%)	16.7 / 29 (58%)	-4.3 / 13.5 (-32%)

I SUCK AT THIS: Straight Pick Stats

Big favourite means >65% win chance according to bookies. Big underdog is <35% chance.

	Picks	Correct	% Correct	Units Bet	Units Profit	Profit per Pick	ROI
Big Favorites	0 (0%)	0	nan %	0.00	0.00	nan	nan%
Slight Favorites	5 (16%)	2	40 %	15.00	-4.40	-0.88	-29%
Slight Underdogs	17 (53%)	5	29 %	41.50	-11.43	-0.67	-28%
Big Underdogs	10 (31%)	4	40 %	22.50	2.15	0.21	10%

Betting Stats By Card Position

	Picks	Correct	% Correct	Units Bet	Units Profit	Profit per Pick	ROI
Main Event	4 (13%)	3	75 %	10.00	9.25	2.31	92%
Co-Main Event	4 (13%)	1	25 %	12.00	-3.30	-0.83	-28%
Position 3-5	16 (50%)	3	19 %	33.00	-21.30	-1.33	-65%
6+ (Undercard)	8 (25%)	4	50 %	24.00	1.68	0.21	7%

I SUCK AT THIS: Profit by Weight Class

	Picks	Correct	% Correct	Units Bet	Units Profit	Profit per Pick	ROI
Heavyweight	2 (6%)		0 %	6.00	-6.00	-3.00	-100%
Light Heavy	1 (3%)		0 %	3.00	-3.00	-3.00	-100%
Middleweight	4 (13%)	2	50 %	9.00	1.12	0.28	12%
Welterweight	3 (9%)	2	67 %	7.00	8.84	2.95	126%
Lightweight	5 (16%)	1	20 %	13.00	-9.65	-1.93	-74%
Featherweight	6 (19%)	3	50 %	16.00	-0.47	-0.08	-3%
Bantamweight	4 (13%)		0 %	6.00	-6.00	-1.50	-100%
Flyweight	2 (6%)	2	100 %	6.00	8.43	4.21	140%

Women's Fights	5 (16%)	1	20 %	13.00	-6.94	-1.39	-53%
Bantamweight	3 (9%)	1	33 %	7.00	-0.94	-0.31	-13%
Flyweight	1 (3%)		0 %	3.00	-3.00	-3.00	-100%
Strawweight	1 (3%)		0 %	3.00	-3.00	-3.00	-100%

Props & Parlay Section Stats (Individual sections of this handicapper's parlays)

Straight picks within parlays

	Picks	Correct	% Correct
Big Favorites	10 (91%)	10	100 %
Slight Favorites	1 (9%)	0	0 %
Slight Underdogs	0 (0%)	0	nan %
Big Underdogs	0 (0%)	0	nan %
	11	10	91 %

Props bets and props within parlays

	Picks	Correct	% Correct
>65% chance	35 (50%)	25	71 %
50-65%	29 (41%)	21	72 %
35-50%	5 (7%)	5	100 %
<35% chance	1 (1%)	0	0 %
	70	51	73 %

Prop Bets and Props within Parlays: Bet Types

Prop Type	Picks	Correct	% Correct	Avg Odds	Longest Odds	Shortest Odds	1U Bet (ROI %)
Over (e.g. 1.5 / 2.5 rnds)	66 (94%)	48	73 %	1.55	2.85	1.20	10.6 (16%)
X Wins by Decision	3 (4%)	2	67 %	2.40	5.75	1.74	0.7 (25%)
Others	1 (1%)	1	100 %	2.35	2.35	2.35	1.4 (135%)
	70	51	73 %	1.58			12.6 (18%)

* 1U Bet (ROI %): Many of the picks will have been part of a parlay, however, as a rough guide to value / profitability, this figure supposes that the handicapper put a 1U bet on each of the picks individually, showing the profit / loss they would have made and the ROI %.

Tail I SUCK AT THIS's bets

If you had tailed this handicapper's bets since they started logging their picks with us, it would have affected your betting bank balance as follows...

This is more accurate than simply X units total profit. Under that more basic system, 1 unit is equal to the same amount of theoretical dollars, whether it was the last event or 10 events ago. However, if a handicapper has 10 events profit in a row, their betting bank balance will be significantly larger for the 10th event and 1 unit will equal a LOT more than it did 10 events ago.

Date	Event	Bet	Won	ROI	Fee	1 unit =	Start	End
27th Jul	UFC 304	18	4.1	23%		$10.00	$1,000.00	$1,041.14
2nd Aug	PFL 7: 2024 Playoffs	3	2.6	85%		$10.41	$1,041.14	$1,067.77
2nd Aug	LFA 189	3	-3.0	-100%		$10.68	$1,067.77	$1,035.73
3rd Aug	UFC Fight Night: Sandhagen vs. Nurmagomedov	21	-14.7	-70%		$10.36	$1,035.73	$883.51
10th Aug	UFC Fight Night: Tybura vs. Spivac II	9	2.1	24%		$8.84	$883.51	$902.41
13th Aug	Contender Series 2024: Week 1	3	3.6	120%		$9.02	$902.41	$934.90
16th Aug	PFL 8: 2024 Playoffs	9	1.2	14%		$9.35	$934.90	$946.40
17th Aug	UFC 305	9	13.6	152%		$9.46	$946.40	$1,075.59
20th Aug	Contender Series 2024: Week 2	6	-6.0	-100%		$10.76	$1,075.59	$1,011.05
23rd Aug	PFL 9: 2024 Playoffs	7.5	7.2	97%		$10.11	$1,011.05	$1,084.28
23rd Aug	LFA 190	1.5	1.2	80%		$10.84	$1,084.28	$1,097.29
23rd Aug	Road to UFC: Las Vegas	4.5	3.7	83%		$10.97	$1,097.29	$1,138.28
24th Aug	UFC Fight Night: Cannonier vs. Borralho	18	4.0	22%		$11.38	$1,138.28	$1,183.32
27th Aug	Contender Series 2024: Week 3	6.5	-6.5	-100%		$11.83	$1,183.32	$1,106.40
30th Aug	LFA 191	3	1.8	61%		$11.06	$1,106.40	$1,126.52
3rd Sep	Contender Series 2024: Week 4	3	2.0	67%		$11.27	$1,126.52	$1,149.05
7th Sep	UFC Fight Night: Burns vs. Brady	21	-0.5	-3%		$11.49	$1,149.05	$1,142.91
7th Sep	Bellator Champions Series	3	-3.0	-100%		$11.43	$1,142.91	$1,108.62
10th Sep	Contender Series 2024: Week 5	3	2.3	77%		$11.09	$1,108.62	$1,134.21
13th Sep	LFA 192	3	1.8	61%		$11.34	$1,134.21	$1,154.83
14th Sep	Bellator Champions Series	9	-4.2	-47%		$11.55	$1,154.83	$1,105.92
14th Sep	UFC 306	18	-1.2	-7%		$11.06	$1,105.92	$1,092.29
20th Sep	PFL MENA 3: Playoffs	3	2.0	67%		$10.92	$1,092.29	$1,114.13
20th Sep	Invicta FC 57	3	2.8	93%		$11.14	$1,114.13	$1,145.28
20th Sep	LFA 193	3	2.5	83%		$11.45	$1,145.28	$1,173.91
24th Sep	Contender Series 2024: Week 7	3	-3.0	-100%		$11.74	$1,173.91	$1,138.69
28th Sep	UFC Fight Night: Moicano vs. Saint-Denis	18	10.7	59%		$11.39	$1,138.69	$1,260.59
28th Sep	PFL Europe 3	7.5	0.7	9%		$12.61	$1,260.59	$1,269.00
1st Oct	Contender Series 2024: Week 8	3	3.1	103%		$12.69	$1,269.00	$1,308.40
5th Oct	UFC 307	14.6	-8.5	-58%		$13.08	$1,308.40	$1,197.51

ROI % from starting bank balance: 19.75% (including fees)
*Note - we don't store historical fee amounts, so we assume the fees are the same as the handicapper charges now.

I SUCK AT THIS: Last 20 Wins / Losses (Straight Picks)

Last 20 Wins

	Date	Straight Pick	Opponent	Odds	Bet	Result
1.	Oct '24	Roman Dolidze	Kevin Holland	2.35	1.5	TKO, R1 (5:0)
2.	Sep '24	William Gomis	Joanderson Brito	3.30	1	Split Decision (3 rounds)
3.	Sep '24	Renato Moicano	Benoit Saint-Denis	3.35	1	TKO, R2 (5:0)
4.	Sep '24	Norma Dumont	Irene Aldana	2.02	3	U Decision (3 rounds)
5.	Sep '24	Steve Garcia	Kyle Nelson	1.63	3	TKO, R1 (3:59)
6.	Sep '24	Andre Lima	Felipe Dos Santos	1.91	3	U Decision (3 rounds)
7.	Aug '24	Ricardo Ramos	Joshua Culibao	2.45	3	Split Decision (3 rounds)
8.	Aug '24	Kai Kara-France	Steve Erceg	2.90	3	TKO, R1 (4:4)
9.	Aug '24	Dricus Du Plessis	Israel Adesanya	2.20	3	Sub, R4 (3:38)
10.	Jul '24	Belal Muhammad	Leon Edwards	3.10	3	U Decision (5 rounds)
11.	Jul '24	Oban Elliott	Preston Parsons	2.18	3	U Decision (3 rounds)

Last 20 Losses

	Date	Straight Pick	Opponent	Odds	Bet	Result	Hedge?
1.	Oct '24	Jose Aldo	Mario Bautista	2.14	1.5	Split Decision (3 rounds)	No
2.	Oct '24	Raquel Pennington	Julianna Pena	1.62	3	Split Decision (5 rounds)	No
3.	Oct '24	Ketlen Vieira	Kayla Harrison	8.50	1	U Decision (3 rounds)	No
4.	Sep '24	Kevin Jousset	Bryan Battle	2.54	1	TKO, R2 (3:47)	No
5.	Aug '24	Adam Bramhald	Malcolm Wellmaker	2.40	1.5	TKO, R1 (2:29)	No
6.	Aug '24	Matthieu Duclos	Marco Tulio Silva	4.00	1.5	TKO, R2 (2:38)	No
7.	Sep '24	Jessica Andrade	Natalia Cristina da Silva	3.30	3	U Decision (3 rounds)	No
8.	Sep '24	Trevor Peek	Yanal Ashmoz	1.95	3	U Decision (3 rounds)	No
9.	Aug '24	Kaan Ofli	Mairon Santos	2.42	3	TKO, R2 (1:30)	No
10.	Sep '24	Manuel Torres	Ignacio Bahamondes	2.25	3	TKO, R1 (4:2)	No
11.	Sep '24	Brian Ortega	Diego Lopes	2.45	3	U Decision (3 rounds)	No
12.	Aug '24	Billy Brand	Cody Haddon	2.40	1.5	Sub, R1 (3:9)	No
13.	Aug '24	Billy Brand	Cody Haddon	2.40	1.5	Sub, R1 (3:9)	No
14.	Aug '24	Marcin Tybura	Sergey Spivak	2.45	3	Sub, R1 (1:44)	No
15.	Aug '24	Michal Oleksiejczuk	Sharabutdin Magomedov	3.10	3	U Decision (3 rounds)	No
16.	Aug '24	Don'tale Mayes	Shamil Gaziev	3.10	3	U Decision (3 rounds)	No
17.	Aug '24	Rolando Bedoya	Jai Herbert	2.42	3	U Decision (3 rounds)	No
18.	Aug '24	Lupita Godinez	Mackenzie Dern	2.05	3	U Decision (3 rounds)	No
19.	Jul '24	Bobby Green	Paddy Pimblett	1.87	3	Sub, R1 (3:22)	No
20.	Jul '24	Giga Chikadze	Arnold Allen	3.10	3	U Decision (3 rounds)	No

* Hedge indicates that this handicapper also had a WINNING bet on the opponent. For example, they may have bet A to win straight up but with a hedge on the other fighter winning by decision.

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